1、我天天抽風其實不算傷天害理。
1、my daily wind is not a curse.
2、我和你可是真朋友，你看你智障這麼多年，我都不離不棄。
2、I and you are real friends, you see you retarded for so many years, I will never abandon.
3、這是替雨感到悲傷，人人都躲着它。
3、it is sad for rain, everyone is hiding from it.
4、冬天了，我的欣賞人又不見了，被西北風颳跑了。
4, in winter, my admired man disappeared again, and was blown away by the northwest wind.
5、我的真實身份很隱祕的，可是最近黑眼圈好像要暴露我就是國寶了。
5、my real identity is very secret, but recently the dark circles seem to reveal that I am the national treasure.
6、假如胖是一種罪的話，那我一定是死刑犯了。
6、if fat is a crime, then I must be a condemned criminal.
7、我有錢之後，一定要扮成乞丐，然後僱一羣人給我扔錢。
7、after I have money, I must pretend to be a beggar, and then hire a group of people to throw money for me.
8、你不是說要陪我一起走嗎，怎麼總是迷路啊。
8、don't you say you want to go with me? Why are you always lost?
9、我雖然一把年紀了，可是還是可愛的緊啊。
9、although I am an old man, I am still lovely and tight.
